What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?